Tag: expectations

Onward to Victory Sounds Kind of Easy After All

We took our kids to South Bend, Indiana this weekend to see Notre Dame (go Irish!) play Navy.  It’s always a good game to take kids–respect! honor! tradition! a flyover!–but it’s also an incredibly intense weekend: we drive out early on Friday from our home 

Corkscrew’s in That Drawer Over There

A few years ago, when Saoirse was a baby and David was travelling for work, I wrote something on Facebook to the effect of “Gosh, I have so much respect for the single parents out there, because this is HARD wah wah if-I-try-to-be-funny-you-won’t-judge-me WHINE.” I 


I’m so angry right now.  Angry with parents, angry with myself.  Just angry, angry.  And hurt.  And frustrated.  And ashamed.

I took Saoirse to her preschool open house today.  She was so excited about it she couldn’t sleep last night, woke up talking about decorating her bucket (which the kids use instead of backpacks to lug their stuff to and fro), and was so anxious to go see her new classroom (“What’s a classroom?” she asked) she burst out of her carseat when we got there, yelled “Yay! Preschool!” and ran for the door.  We were one of the first people to arrive (when does that happen?), so she had a full view of the room before she immediately headed for a table filled with cars and trucks and started playing alongside another boy.  I met her teachers, stood around uncomfortably, and helped Quinn practice her walking while we waited for the room to fill up.

A half an hour later, I was wishing it hadn’t.  I met a lot of the other parents, mostly moms, and we filled the time with a lot of that stilted small talk you make with somebody when you know that the person on the other end of the conversation will be someone you most likely will end up seeing a lot, maybe even become friends with.  It’s like speed dating, just with less cleavage on display.  As I watched SK bounce back and forth between the car table and a Sit n’ Spin, I thought, wow, there are some nice moms in this class.  I started to feel a bit more comfortable.

Then the moms saw Saoirse, in her little ponytail with the pink flower, pushing some cars around a table, and the questions started.

“So she likes cars and trucks?  I guess [since you have girl toys] there’s not much at your house for her to play with, then?”

“Oh, then she’s a tomboy?  Well, with two girls your husband must be so happy there’s at least a little bit of boy in her.”

“Can you believe how into dress-up these girls are at this age? All of the frills and princesses, can you believe it?…Oh, no?  Um, huh…” (The mom them moved her little girl to the other side of the room.  I’m not making this up.  I am not strange looking, nor oddly hairy in places I shouldn’t be, nor combative or loud.  I just said she’s not into dress-up).

I am furious.   Not so much with the other moms, because for the most part they were very sweet, and their daughters like what they like, just like mine likes what she does.  It’s the assumptions that infuriate me, and the generalizations.  And me.  I’m angry at me, because I didn’t stick up for SK more, or act more proud of her.  I am proud of her.  I love that she’s so fascinated with how cars work, and asked me to explain chassis and axles and wheels the other day.  I get a kick out of how she insists on picking out her own clothes every day, and invariably chooses a dress or a skirt–the frillier the better–only to get them all wrinkled by lying down to zoom Lightning McQueen around the playroom floor.   But I couldn’t say that out loud when talking with the other moms.  That tomboy comment?   SK heard that.  And she didn’t hear me say anything to contradict that mom.  Because it was small talk.  And I was feeling small.

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More Like a Meow These Days

Marriage made me a hypocrite.  Motherhood has made me such an even bigger one, I’ve turned into a hippo-crite (get it?!  Because hippos are huuuge?).  I’ve always been of the I-am-woman-hear-me-roar variety.  I used to be quite proud of myself when I could shovel six 

A Little of This, a Touch of That

“See? They’re green around the middle.” “No, I think they’re gray.” “Well, where would she get gray eyes?” “My uncle has gray eyes. And didn’t your dad have gray eyes?” “No, they were green, Leah. Well…maybe more a green-gray…” David and I were sitting on