Age 2 1/2

While on a walk:

“Mom! Wait!” 

He reaches for my hand, then takes it.

“Hoo. You’re safe with me.”

Age 2

“All done poopin’. I finished.”

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“How old are you, Cian?”

“Um. I fwee.”

“Actually, buddy, you’re two. You’re two years old!”

“No. I’m FWEE…Yeah. I fwee. I a hunded.”

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“How’s my little guy doing?”

“No! I a BEH-BEE!”

“You’re a baby?”

“Yeah. I a beh-bee.”

Age 1 1/2

About pretty much everything:

“Oh, nooo! What HAP-peened?”

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