I’ve gotta dash, so no time for musing about the kiddos today. Especially when one of them just started scream-crying from her crib for attention. That redhead, man. She’s a spitfire.
But before I run, shall I give you a joke?
Q: Did you hear about those two peanuts walking down the road?
A: Yeah. One of them was a salted.
Did you laugh? What, you didn’t? Oh, go get some egg nog. The holidays are getting to you.